dirty x
kleenex
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Source: maliciousmelons
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
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Source: travelingmadness
imagine every time you had an orgasm you laughed like the pillsbury doughboy
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Source: gnarly-gnat
So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever
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Source: textpoops
side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)
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Source: drarna